“I never had any desire to be the richest man in the cemetery.”
- Colonel Harland Sanders
Harland Sanders spent most of his life without wealth. Once he became successful late in life, he decided to share his fortune with those who needed it most. The trusts and charities that bear his name continue to donate millions to education and health care even today, and the March of Dimes / Colonel Harland Sanders Award is given annually to an individual whose lifetime body of research and education has made significant contributions to the genetic sciences.
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ABOUT
“I never had any desire to be the richest man in the cemetery.”
- Colonel Harland Sanders
Harland Sanders spent most of his life without wealth. Once he became successful late in life, he decided to share his fortune with those who needed it most. The trusts and charities that bear his name continue to donate millions to education and health care even today, and the March of Dimes / Colonel Harland Sanders Award is given annually to an individual whose lifetime body of research and education has made significant contributions to the genetic sciences.
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ColonelSanders.com is the official internet archive of the world’s most beloved chicken salesman, Colonel Harland Sanders.
For information on the world’s best chicken, visitkfc.com
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Learn the true story of how Colonel Sanders shot a man, delivered babies, and made the world's best chicken.
HELP HARLAND SANDERS BECOME A COLONEL
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1980
Learn how a sixth-grade dropout became a colonel.
At the age of 10 I became a farmhand, making $2 a month. That probably doesn’t seem like a lot to you, but in the 1800s that was nearly $4!
I quit school in sixth grade because I didn’t care much for math.
Surprisingly, no one questioned this decision.
At 16 I lied about my age and enlisted in the army. I was stationed in Cuba, where I took care of mules and learned not to lie.
In the early 1920s I sold tires and became the top salesman in Kentucky and was fired. They said it was my temper. You can imagine my response.
I operated a steamboat ferry between Indiana and Louisville. No one knows why it ended because someone didn’t do a great job of recordkeeping.
Show your friends my amazing and historically accurate play!
HEAR COLONEL SANDERS SING ABOUT GUNS AND BABIES
I am the Colonel
And here’s my story
Dropped out in sixth grade
Delivered babies
I was a lawyer
I shot somebody
And I made the best chicken you ever did eat and you can find it at KFC
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LEARN THE COLONEL'S SECRET RECIPE
ColonelQuest (title)
True stories from the adventures of Colonel Sanders
PRESS START
LEVEL 1: SIXTH GRADE DROPOUT
LEVEL 2: BABY BUSINESS
LEVEL 3: BUSINESS CARD JAMBOREE
LEVEL 4: COURTROOM BRAWL!
LEVEL 5: GAS STATION SHOOTOUT
LEVEL 6: CHICKEN TIME!
Avoid the teacher or you’ll end up in detention!
Escape the school to advance.
BONUS: Escape the playground for a gold drumstick!
Push Z to slide under tables and dodge teachers. Press M to jump tables.
Catch as many babies as you can so the Colonel won’t get sued for malpractice!
Catch 28 babies to win!
Catch them all for a gold drumstick!
Press Z to move left. Press M to move right.
Help the Colonel hand out business cards to help his clients.
Hand out cards to 25 clients to win!
Hand out cards to every client for a gold drumstick!
Press Z to offer the Colonel’s services. Press M to jump over obstacles.
Bang the gavel on that judge!
Defeat the client to win!
KO the client in under 30 seconds for a gold drumstick!
Press Z to block. Press M to fight your client.
Defend your non-chicken-related coworkers… by any means necessary!
Defeat the bad guy to win.
Never miss a shot to get a gold drumstick!
Press Z to duck and reload. Press M to shoot.
Help the Colonel feed the multitudes!
Earn $20 to win!
Earn $60 for a gold drumstick!
Press Z to move down to your stations. Press M to make chicken and feed hungry people who have never tasted the world’s best video-game fried chicken.
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OPTION 1:
Tarnation!
Try again
OPTION 2:
The Colonel never gives up
You Lose.
OPTION 3:
Better luck next time, Colonel.
OPTION 4:
Enjoy the taste of FAILURE
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OPTION 1: Congratulations! You’re on your way to becoming the world’s best chicken salesperson.
OPTION 2: You did it!
OPTION 3:
Enjoy the taste of victory.
(It’s finger lickin’ good.)
OPTION 4: Yeehaw!
OPTION 5: Great job! Have some chicken.
OPTION 6: Nice work! Time for a bucket of victory!
Don’t give up. Colonels never quit.
Challenge your friends to beat your score. Loser buys the chicken!
